Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Big Al's network marketing predictions for 2009 !

Prediction #1

Again this year, it is reported that approximately 50% of all doctors will graduate in the bottom half of their class. By allowing these underachievers into society, sales for nutritional products should greatly increase.

Prediction #2

Personal responsibility and work ethic will decline. Many freeloaders will just hope for success, and will consider that their total commitment. You will see ads like the following in "personal" columns throughout the country:

"Lazy, SWM, MLM junkie looking for SWF with established downline for marriage and financial support."

Prediction #3

The worst selling new MLM book of 2009 will be:

"How I turned $500,000 into Half-a-Million" by Sleaze Shallowman.

Prediction #4

You won't see the following headline on any company newsletter:

"Uneducated, untrained, unmotivated distributor leads company in recruiting and retail sales. Earns largest check ever in MLM."

Prediction #5

More and more workers will continue to leave the work force and start their own part-time networking business. Why? They are bored or frustrated with their present jobs. Industry experts estimate that 40% of all sick days occur on Fridays and Mondays. This estimate confirms the workers' desire to leave a boring workplace environment.

Prediction #6

Social Networking 3.0 will evolve with people actually talking to each other over the telephone. A great advancement over typing characters on cramped telephone keypads.

Prediction #7

Social Networking 4.0 won't evolve until years later when people actually talk to each other face-to-face, in person.